Howard Stern on Sarah Palin and the Gabby Giffords shooting

“I don’t blame Sarah Palin for the actions of a crazy man, but what I do blame Sarah Palin for is that she’s a big f***ing crybaby who won’t take responsibility for her actions.” 

-Howard Stern, 01/13/11, reacting to the shooting of U.S. Representative Gabrielle Giffords after Palin featured a map with gun crosshairs over Giffords’ district

Stern to Wahlberg: “Where is FUN Mark?”

“Isn’t the old Mark, though, waiting to break out? Fun Mark? Where is fun Mark?”

-Howard Stern on Mark Wahlberg leaving his playboy lifestyle behind, 06/18/2012

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Howard Stern rips Adam Sandler for refusal to come on his show

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“I know Adam Sandler won’t come on the show because I’ve, in the past, criticized his movies. I guess that’s the reason, but, am I the only one criticizing the content in his movies?”

“I was always kind of surprised that Adam Sandler’s movies did well. I didn’t think they were particularly good or funny…There are some things that AS does that I think are really funny…Loved him on Saturday Night Live. Love that comedy album….He’s got a lot of brilliant ideas. In the movies it just seems they aren’t trying on that hard.”

“Certainly I know that a lot of people don’t like me, but I still go on their shows. I’m pretty sure this last tour I did everybody who hated me. I mean, but what do I care?”

“He should get over it. He knows enough people that I know that I’m not going to attack him. I would interview him about his life. “

-Howard Stern on Adam Sandler, 06/18/2012

“An all Chinese Knicks….”

“I’m actually praying for an all-Chinese Knicks…Freak the other teams out.”

-Howard Stern on Linsanity, 03/05/2012

Willem Dafoe is a “weirdo”

“Who’s that? Willem Dafoe? He’s a weirdo! But I still want to see the movie.”

-Howard Stern, 03/07/2012 regarding the box office flop “John Carter”.

“If only The Beatles were alive, we could….”

“If only The Beatles were alive, we could put them on “Celebrity Apprentice”.

-Howard Stern on 03/07/2012

 

“I think just being in the presence of Alan Thicke would make you believe in God. Because,…if HE has a career???”

“I think just being in the presence of Alan Thicke would make you believe in God. Because,…if HE has a career???” -Howard Stern talking about Kirk Cameron on the Howard Stern Show, 03/05/2012