“Come on! Let’s go! Where’s your storm now? Fuck you storm! Let’s go! Right now!” -Howard Stern taunting Hurricane Sandy, 10/29/12
“I watched ‘Walking Dead’—so much better than jerking off.” -Howard Stern, 10/24/12
“When has Microsoft ever done something new and better than Apple?…Apple should release the new Microsoft product. Then I’d have to get it…You want to get laid, you really want a woman to see you with an Android?” -Howard Stern, 10/24/12